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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Who won for most unlivable City in the Sacramento area?

Well Yes the final results are in. The last Blog had some divisions that had not been decided yet,however,we have those races now complete! I would like to thank all those who had ideas on who should be where, and those who put themselves in this race. I couldn't have done it with out your utter lack of common sense! So just to recap the winners will be invited to a free Happy Meal dinner of a cheeseburger at their local McDonald's, and they get to keep their toy! What a bargain for them!

The Winner of being the best loser for most inconsiderate drivers goes to........

Folsom Ready Mix!!!!! I know how hard you have worked fellas. those long times of looking for ways to try to harass and create dangerous conditions for those cyclists you pass! YOU WIN!!!!!! Erectile Dysfunction Meds all around!!!! You have truly earned it and we sure hope this makes up for you lack of being a man!

For the category of biggest waste of money!

The Folsom South Canal Crossing!!! Yes 8 months later and still it is not FINISHED! Not only that however we tested this crossing with two yes two wheelchairs. The can't get past each other. I am sure this is going to be a ADA complaint and it is going to be a major expense to correct it AFTER it is "finished" More money pissed away!! Great job!

And now for our BIG WIENER!!! The local city in the Sacramento area that is the Worst place for cycling. The City that has done more to harm those who cycle. The most unlivable location for those who do anything but drive!!!!!!
OUR WINNER FOR 2008 IS!!!!!!!!!!

RANCHO CORDOVA!!!!!! Yes with their lack of proper traffic lights, Their inability to install a safe crossing for cyclist in a timely manner. The fact that when they are told about the issue they shrug their shoulders and look stupid.. Their whole lack of response to anything cycling concern related gives them the nod! I know harsh as it is, they wont be getting to keep their toy! In fact, we might just have to give the happy meal to a homeless person as they are more worthy!

So that kicks off our year! I look forward to seeing improvements in communities that already are smart enough to realize the value of cycling commuters. I look forward to the weather, the rides and the epic stories. I look forward to seeing YOU on the trail!!! Ride hard folks, Enjoy LIFE!!!!

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